Happy happy, Joy joy

S has diarrhea, has puked twice, is very thirsty, has a temp of 100.7

Q is constipated and crying.

The washer is running at warp speed.

I have yellow snot pouring out of my head, as do G, E, and K.

My hands are going to crack if I wash them or use Purell one more time.

I hate the smell of Lysol.

Kill me now.

(Ahem. 'scuse me while I gird up for the next round. . .)